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12 puzzles by John Kugelman
with Constructor comments

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John Kugelman

John Kugelman, of Gainesville, Va., is a software engineer and musician.

Sun 6/8/2025 Meeting Their Match
ASTOATRIACELIAMESH
BORKFRENCHOPENSALPO
SRASFIXITINPOSTBEAU
OBISEXTINGSTHOCCS
FANFICOERMILTIE
STEERTOANSELSALERNO
TEELRATSGANTDOGF
ORTEGACOEDIT
GRINERALPINESAPOGEE
RAWBATTLEROYALESOMG
ETASHEROOLAMBEG
EINAHASINDTROIARF
NONUSERSWOLEANTONIO
GNARLSGAINERSSTRATO
RASSELKNBOWLGNUY
LEAFLASSIAMAAS
EMINEMANAPISANS
ANIMALMAGNETISM
DOAJIGZIPTIESSHEESH
UPVOTEOLESTRAQUANTA
DEARERNODAFTOPTOUT

Some puzzles are a dream. Others fight tooth and nail not to exist.

Concept: It took upwards of a year off-and-on to work out what to do with the animals, where to place the magnets, what the mechanics were,
and what kinds of phrases should be "attracted" to each other.

Spreadsheet: I compiled 258 animals, 2,488 "forward" phrases, and 1,259 "backwards" phrases. Combing through them to find matching pairs took nearly a month. I read and re-read and re-re-read them until my eyes about fell out of my head.

Script: Then, list of candidates in hand, I couldn't figure out how to pick eight of them without duplicating some animal. All my favorite entries wanted ANT, RAT, and EEL for themselves. I had to write a constraint satisfaction script to crank through the permutations.

Gridding: This is as uncooperative a grid as I've ever met. The layout forced the themers to the edges, which meant stacks of long vertical answers on the sides. Combine that with turning answers and mirror symmetry and it was a recipe for migraines. The block placement was so finicky I bounced around between Ingrid, Crosserville, and Crossword Compiler to even get a fillable skeleton.

Thu 5/29/2025
SNOOPSAMSCRAY
KIPLINGSOAREWE
ICEDTEAETVOILA
CONSELLAION
ALLFRAUMLKDAY
PAYOLACREEEYE
GETSHOTVEEP
FLAEARHER
GLUELADYBUG
OILBONOENAMOR
VELVETRANTINA
DEAHANDAXES
CRINGEYTEASEUP
INVALIDERNURSE
SCALENESASSED
Sun 4/13/2025 Both Sides Now
LEADDOGSNODSATSSRI
AUDIOJACKOTOOLETOWIT
PROCESSIONSCONCESSIONS
COPESPODIAONCOLOGY
APTSSNKIDFLASHPLO
TOETAPLONELYADIEU
PROTESTANTCONTESTANT
RODEBYIGNOREIT
RIPONCHIMPPRATFBI
EMINEMTAOOFPOOHIRON
CONTRACTORSPROTRACTORS
AUTODRINKYPOOGOSSIP
PTARAINOGRESRATSO
SEMPERFIBLEEPS
CONFESSIONPROFESSION
POLLSMATRIXPENNEY
ORDTIMELOOPPANTWO
PROMDATESEMISMARYI
CONVOCATIONPROVOCATION
ADEPTLOOKIETONYSTARK
NESSYONDERTEDTALKS
Sun 2/16/2025 Square to Begin
SPREECOGLABELPADMA
AIARTHOIPOLLOIAHEAD
SQUEALOFFORTUNECOEDS
SUNSACWISESKYPE
YECHTUBASHOMESFBI
SHUTTLESPROWARTRAP
GREATSQUALLOFCHINA
TWEESOURCESLEEKS
ARALSEARISESBRAID
HOLYSQUATTERMOONROCK
APRURNSOURSROO
SEUSSIANPLEDGESQUEAK
SEEPSBUILDDIABOLO
MAMMAAIRNESSTOSS
SQUIRRELLEDCAPITAL
RUSSVIAGRAREVERTED
PATPENNEDECONSRIS
TASERPRAYROCONE
TICKSSQUAWKAFINELINE
ACHOOHUMBLEPIELACED
USERSHOPESPBSSOARS
Sun 12/8/2024 Just for Fun
PUSHPOPMADAMATOOFAR
ASYOUDOORATORARCANA
COMPLIMENTSFORFISHING
PELEWISHCALLONIT
ZAHNMESPOKYTKO
ALOOPFORTHROWINGSOAP
PONTIACSEAUSTOLAF
STYNTHGRIFTLOCHTE
POSITIONFORJOCKEYS
GSPOTERSETHICSAPT
OORTLANATOGOTREE
UNELEDOFFPENSITAR
DISASTERFORARECIPE
ACTSASERIESLAOPOE
OUTGUNUNALEGOLAND
ORCSONESMONEYFORARUN
NIHJAYSTNTMESA
STANPARDIMEDECON
PUNISHMENTFORAGLUTTON
EAGLEDSEASONPARTAKE
CLOSESTYRONEANDALSO
Mon 11/11/2024
INSTABETIKEA
NEPALMOTHGRAB
CARIBBEANCRUISE
ARIULTRAEASEL
NAMEANN
BIGBADWOLFANTS
ASTERIBARSURE
MAITIDEPODTAC
BAMAFESSENACT
ICERFREESTYLES
CAYHAUL
ARIALAZTECEGG
TOMDICKANDHARRY
OPIEPINTEDGAR
MENSANYSAYSO
Sun 10/6/2024 Teacher's Marks
SLEPTINMADAMEXAOK
UPANDATEMONENAMEBYE
DONTQUOTEMEONTHISLSD
ORDSMIASEALLETS
NTHBONANZASLIPASE
YOURMONEYSNOGOODHERE
NOAHPOORARABY
HALTWHOGOESTHEREMAE
SHEENANBASWEARJARS
NAANSUITESSCIONS
DONTSTARTWITHME
AMELIETREADSWARE
CRUDENESSILLFLAMES
OTSALLYOUNEEDISLOVE
MCCOOUNPCOLAS
PULLYOURSELFTOGETHER
REDSUNCALIPERSNAP
FACEICESAMIALIA
ETAYOUCANTWINTHEMALL
NORAURORAEDEMONICAL
DRSPILLAGESINGLET

This puzzle, my first NYT acceptance, got the thumbs up in March of 2023. At that time I'd only been constructing for a few months and had a bad habit of trying to cram as many themers as I could into each puzzle. If I made it today I would drop one and let the grid breathe. There's too much short fill. Nevertheless, I still love the puzzle and I hope you do, too.

Sun 8/25/2024 Is There an Echo in Here?
UNDRESSESMAJORSIN
PARISTEXASTIMELAPSE
DOUBLECLICKSECONDMATE
OHMSRADIOSPEAKCOD
ALEXDEEDKITE
ITSABETEBILLEYEMASKS
RAPDUOONEAFTERANOTHER
ALISTCLONKUMPSOPT
NORPOLASFARASOUTTA
NIGHTBIRDIPOOHH
THISBEARSREPEATING
ENDNYURAGEROOMS
BASEDLEGLIFTAROICE
ACTAIDEOUTDOIFNOT
THEMUMMYRETURNSALLOWS
HEARTIESVALETCLEARLY
DIEDCENTMATS
ELISTARKILLERGASP
BACKUPCOPYPAIROFPANTS
BRAINDUMPMALLSANTAS
SAMADAMSRESURGENT
Sun 5/26/2024 Roughly Speaking
AMBIGONGDANGCVS
COINSAWORDIGORSLIT
KNOCKONWOODSOMETORO
NAILSARIALSENEGAL
FISTKNITTINGNEEDLE
CECEGRASSRKOSLAV
UMAMOONPIETINSNIC
BURNAFTERREADINGACDC
ARMANISEARLSOOTIER
RASCPUSFATLENO
ARCHAEOLOGICALDIG
DIALDOTNAVEOFT
PORTENDSIRESCOURGE
DOPEBLASTFROMTHEPAST
FROSCENERYOATSDUA
BRAHNEOADOBEWIIS
PUTDOWNONPAPERFOOT
ESCAPEEISLAMAWING
ATOMIVANFRENCHROAST
REDSRENTTABLESUGAR
TREDRNONASTTAXI
Sun 3/24/2024 Feeling Possessive
PROBBUSESAGASPPEDI
DOVEAMUSTJELLOONES
FUELSSPECULATIONOPAL
STRIPESAPEXPILLAGE
EATSPOTWISEASSES
HOLDSWATERGILSIRS
ELOMONOHOLLALEADS
WISPSGOESALLINASNER
EVELFUDGESFACTSOTTO
DETAILSGAPSISUZU
RONCOYONHUTPERMS
TEAMOAMISPENCAPS
MENSTAKESORDERSESAU
GREEDDONTSTARETSARS
MAUVEDORISAPBSLEI
RICHNONSETSATEASE
HEADCANONRICOSON
ONLEAVEFONZIQRANGE
VONNEXCHANGESNUMBERS
ELECTUPACIMAGELEAP
RATEOSAGETAXESEDDY

This puzzle was inspired by Rebecca Goldstein's Simile Irresistible. The ambiguity of hidden punctuation and spacing in crosswords is so delightful. I had the entry CLEAR AS CRYSTAL stuck in my head for months like a Top 40 earworm. It would pop up at random moments. "Clear, as crystal" ... "Clear, as crystal" ... "Clear, as crystal".

To develop the theme set, I wrote a Python script to list phrases with potential ___'S words. It wasn't what anyone would call smart: it spit out 70,000 some candidate entries. I spent hours a night reading through them all. What a slog. After a week I'd collected 162 maybe-usable entries in my spreadsheet. Boy, I tell you, 162 out of 70,000 is just a miserably low hit rate. But hey, you can't make an omelet without cracking tens of thousands of eggs.

Sun 1/14/2024 Er, In Other Words …
VORTEXESDISCIPLE
INAILEDITPINOTNOIR
SUPERDUPERJUNKDRAWER
ASTROSEEPAGEPENS
AYERDEFQUEER
ALECWANDERAROUNDTOWN
SUNKSTOREREMAINFOO
PROSTFBOMBBESTACTOR
ICKALIENOMANIAWES
CHICKENTENDERSSTRODE
LEAKEYEMAID
PIPEINFLICKEROFLIGHT
ELEAACELALAPELEAR
CURRICULAMESSISEIZE
AVECARESSNITERACES
NUMBEROFTHEBEASTTOSS
PETERASLTEEN
VOTETIMCOOKROBIN
ANOFFERYOUCANTREFUSE
STREAMERSROBOCALLS
TOYDRIVEWHITTLES
Sun 7/30/2023 Doing Front Flips
ASPCACARBISSAEMITS
CHAUTAUQUABEAUNOLAN
MISTERBUNNYMAGSDOLMA
EVSMEANIELETGOBAG
FOBESTEEREFUELS
WEARABLETHINGTOTASTE
EVILLAUGHTSOANA
EELETRERBIRUNEOSU
GEEKSBEARINGGRIFTS
SATONTAXMENGRANTEE
CLOTHASHUPSYDEAR
OPTIMALAUNTIEDUNKS
WHENITPAINSITROARS
LADSEERTATDKNYUTE
ISREPIJULIENNED
THREEMARESQUEALSADAY
WEEKDAYODEUMTEE
YESADRAGWIPERSRYE
ATTICTHRONESSTOWAWAY
THEEULEARROSEPARADE
TERREEMMAONESDRYAD

My dad is my puzzle sounding board and trusty test solver. He's turning 80 this year and crossword construction has been a wonderful way to connect with him. Whenever I see him, we throw around all kinds of wordplay ideas, just spitballing and letting our minds roam. As the engineer I'm always saying, "that won't work because of this and that rule," while he waves me off and goes on free associating.

We talked about doing spoonerisms for a while. I've come up with a lot of out there theme ideas, many too convoluted for their own good. Spoonerisms were something my dad understood immediately. For months he e-mailed me new ones he'd thought of. They sat on the shelf, though, because I didn't know what the entry point would be. Just putting unrelated spoonerisms in a grid isn't enough for a puzzle (one of those pesky "rules").

Thinking of WEARABLE THING TO TASTE was the foot in the door. We could spoonerize familiar sayings. That would appease the rule police.

For most of my puzzles I'm able to leverage my software expertise to do some of the heavy lifting. Not this one. The computer was no help. This one took pure old-fashioned human elbow grease.

My dad continues to send me new spoonerisms to this day. When I tell him there's no need — the puzzle's already been accepted — he just waves me off. "Bunny hunch," he says. "What can you do with that?"

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